Marketing FAIL!

Although I never respond to spam, I imagine an equally facetious retort like…

Hi [Field:FirstName],

Although your [Field:training_that_i_don't_want] opportunity sounds exciting – I think I’ll pass.  If your courses  are anywhere as good as your “marketing” I’m not interested.

Thank you,
[Field:FirstName] [Field:LastName]

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Do you have any gems to share from your own experience?